Bassem Youssef

Maybe if I converted you as a Jew, I'll get you 80.

Maybe if I converted you as a Jew, I'll get you 80.

Maybe if I converted you as a Jew, I'll get you 80.

Best year ever. Well, they last a long time.

Best year ever. Well, they last a long time.

Best year ever. Well, they last a long time.

So... I'm not sure I want 70. I need to... I'll throw five in the mix and see how we feel.

So... I'm not sure I want 70. I need to... I'll throw five in the mix and see how we feel.

So... I'm not sure I want 70. I need to... I'll throw five in the mix and see how we feel.

If there was no religion, humans would have invented religion. Because think about, think of like the early humanity. Like you're like a caveman or whatever, and then like you see your family members killed, and then you say like, what, I'm gonna be like the cheetah or the gazelle that just like ends and perish? I need to have, I am more important.

If there was no religion, humans would have invented religion. Because think about, think of like the early humanity. Like you're like a caveman or whatever, and then like you see your family members killed, and then you say like, what, I'm gonna be like the cheetah or the gazelle that just like ends and perish? I need to have, I am more important.

If there was no religion, humans would have invented religion. Because think about, think of like the early humanity. Like you're like a caveman or whatever, and then like you see your family members killed, and then you say like, what, I'm gonna be like the cheetah or the gazelle that just like ends and perish? I need to have, I am more important.

I think with the development of consciousness, humans... like thought that they are much more precious and important than the other animals because they have now intelligence. So my life will not end like that. My death will be even more important. There's consequences for that. There's consequences for what I do. And then the early man was like,

I think with the development of consciousness, humans... like thought that they are much more precious and important than the other animals because they have now intelligence. So my life will not end like that. My death will be even more important. There's consequences for that. There's consequences for what I do. And then the early man was like,

I think with the development of consciousness, humans... like thought that they are much more precious and important than the other animals because they have now intelligence. So my life will not end like that. My death will be even more important. There's consequences for that. There's consequences for what I do. And then the early man was like,

They are in the desert and all of these like natural phenomena. They didn't know what to do. They were afraid. So they need to have refuge. They need to have something to take care of. They need to have a reason for everything. Because if there's no reason, it's chaos. It's chaos. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. There's nothing. There has to be a reason. There has to be a reason.

They are in the desert and all of these like natural phenomena. They didn't know what to do. They were afraid. So they need to have refuge. They need to have something to take care of. They need to have a reason for everything. Because if there's no reason, it's chaos. It's chaos. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. There's nothing. There has to be a reason. There has to be a reason.

They are in the desert and all of these like natural phenomena. They didn't know what to do. They were afraid. So they need to have refuge. They need to have something to take care of. They need to have a reason for everything. Because if there's no reason, it's chaos. It's chaos. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. There's nothing. There has to be a reason. There has to be a reason.

There has to be a purpose. There has to be like a cause, something. I'm not just going to be like die like a cockroach being stepped on. And that's kind of like part of it is ego. The whole world rotates around you in a way. It's the ego. So religion actually got a lot of it from humanity itself. Like me, us, like us being humans. And there's, and many religion is a collection of stories.

There has to be a purpose. There has to be like a cause, something. I'm not just going to be like die like a cockroach being stepped on. And that's kind of like part of it is ego. The whole world rotates around you in a way. It's the ego. So religion actually got a lot of it from humanity itself. Like me, us, like us being humans. And there's, and many religion is a collection of stories.