Bassem Youssef
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1,048 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2024
last heard 5 Jun
Bassem Youssef’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What is like the internet is all about to give you the experiences of stuff that you might never experience. And that is very important. I mean, you do it with people where like you go into their brains. He goes take people and they take their experiences and their lives and their story. It is very interesting.
And this is the beauty of that art form because you have all of these experiences at the tips of your hands and it is there for you to learn from. And what he's doing, like when he moved to Texas and we did the comedy mothership, anybody who would push comedy forward, that is the most difficult art form and the most demanding.
And the fact that you do that, and he might not even be making money out of it, but he's doing that because of his passion, that is enough.
Yeah, eating shit. Dying out there. Everywhere else.
If you are busy, you're a saint.
I have eaten shit for many years.
Now I'm going to give you shit.
Yeah.
I think it's over a hundred, but that's all right. Combined like a hundred and seventy. It is so sad. It is so sad that this is what we can produce as a society. Like a demagogue and a sleepy Joe. He's too, he's not there, man. He's gone. He's gone. He could, you know, like when old people could be like a danger for themselves, he's a danger for the whole world. I mean, like the whole world.
Like if an old person would die, he would like, you know, have like a hip replacement. We can need a new planet because of one decision. But it's not just that. It's not that. It's... What are, when I came here, listen, I am, I'm a Democrat. I always like, and I told you, like, I vote for Bernie Sanders. I, like, I supported him, like, 2016, but I couldn't vote then.
And of course, a huge bad fan of Obama. And one of my friends, he's like, he's the first Muslim president. But he killed Muslims. Like, that's the things Muslims do. But anyways. I love that line. And it just, I think the whole idea, like my shock is, I told you about like what Biden said about like, I'm a Zionist. Okay, we are Zionists.
But then like Jews are not safe in anywhere other than Israel. It's like, dude, what the hell are you saying? And if you don't care about me and you don't care about my misery, why would I care about you winning or losing, you know? And I have a joke that I told people, like why would even Biden care? Listen to us. He just raised $145 million in California alone from pro-Israeli groups.
I mean, what can we Arabs working in the vape business do to him? It's like we cannot compete with that. I mean, like practically, I mean, it's like life is unfair. The guy is a politician. He needs bills to pay. He needs a campaign to run. He needs money. He will go to the people who will give him money. Joe Biden is the highest paid politician from Israeli lobbies, $4.6 million over the years.
Of course, of course. No, no.
No, I think I'm a huge fan about like putting a limit on your working years because you don't want to have like a Mitch McConnell moment every now because now the whole thing is like, what is this? Isn't this not like a... a hospice care home, it is unfair, it is unfair.
And that the whole idea that you have like unlimited, like you have a limit for the president, but you don't have limit for Congress people and senators. That's, what do you mean? This is basically, you can go in and be in governance forever. And you know, the longer that you can get, the more corrupt you will get.
Oh, my God, no. No, there's a curse in Egyptian presidency. Nobody comes there. He's dead or in jail. Yeah. It's not the most appealing job.
Yeah, but what happened to Navalny in Russia is not something new in Russia. I mean, Putin have like this whole history of poisoning and killing people. And it's kind of like pretty much, I would have to say credit Putin, he's like bringing us the essence of the dark ages, the middle ages. It's like, you know, like basically,
Putin is the living example of what happens if Game of Thrones was reality. It's like death by poison. Like a blow up a plane. It's like mysteriously disappears. It is so... It is very dark. But it's like...
No, but the same happens in the West, but I'm behind closed doors. It's not that open. It's not that pronounced. It's like, oops, Epstein.
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