BeardMeatsFood (Adam)
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2,179 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 2 Aug
BeardMeatsFood (Adam)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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But I mean I I didn't want it.
I'm forty one for fuck's sake.
Who celebrates the birthday at this age?
Yeah, true.
It's that you commiserate it, don't you?
You try and pretend like it's not happening.
So I didn't really do anything but then uh girlfriend came over on Friday and uh she had cook she brought like it's cute, she brought like a I've not seen one in in about thirty years, you know, it was like picnic
Picanic baskets, as Yogi Bear used to say.
The not baskets, the big cooler boxes.
Yeah, yeah.
She made me like a meal, uh done like a big giant fucking cheese board.
She baked me a cake so big that if you dropped it from a foot above George's head it would paralyze him for life.
And I ate like half of that.
Wow.
I got back and like, don't cook me anything.
I've been eating like a dickhead for a week in Hong Kong.
So yeah, I I'm about five pounds heavy than when I left.
Well that's not bad considering.
I might actually die later on.
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