Beau Allen

Running at 2. Kelsey's got this great idea. Kels, why don't you run everyone through with this idea that you had for this 5K?

Raspberry garage pants. We're going to get you an IV and just wheel it behind you as you're running.

I went on a jog on Bayshore Boulevard here on Thursday. There you go. I texted Kelsey right after. I said it was the first time I went for a jog in like 15 years. So I've done a lot of prep for this. I feel really good.

Yeah. This is right in my wheelhouse. I'm a big jogger, big runner. So. Very excited for it.

Bye mom and dad. Bye.

And he's kind of, I mean, from workaholics, Durs-

Summer shanties? Garage beer summer shanty.

It makes it more convenient for drinking when you're on the move or running a 5K, you know? Or running a 5K. Perfect all right Here we go Oh my god

Just petty crimes.

Shoplifting? Yeah, just illegally pirating media. That's a big one for me.

Yeah, I used to do that to Kelsey on the football field. Oh, Jesus. Shots fired. 2018, it was the hottest football game I've ever played in.

Right here at Ray J. Eagles, we won the Super Bowl the year before. And Kelson, the birds came down. It was like week two. It was like 95 degrees. It was the hottest fucking game of all time. The glass reflecting the sunlight on the field. It was fucking terrible.

So he used to play football on this field. Now we're just fucking ripping beers and running 5Ks around the stadium. Life comes at you quick in retirement.

I can start. I mean, when we were in Philly, Dallas' O-line was incredible. They had Zach Martin, Travis Frederick, Zeke was cooking, and I was a nose guard. So I'm eating 30 double teams a game. They're running duo, which is just like a very basic straight-ahead run play. And I'm just, like, grinding my ass off. And I get, like, one assisted tackle a game, and I'm fucking eating double teams.

I mean, so that's one where I was always, like, really got to strap it up.

The worst.

Kelsey played the easiest position. He's a center. You're just a help guy.

Vita Veya.

I didn't see Vita. I don't think Vita's running many 5Ks. Vita was a real problem.

That's that big boy, right?

He's 460 pounds, right? 460 pounds, 7'2".

He loves partying with the Asians.

I heard Putin's going on new heights next week, actually.

Exclusive.

You know what I mean? Kelsey probably loves him now. This guy sounds great.

That's a song.

Mine wasn't that bad.

It's kind of like an initiation.

So I was a seventh-round pick. We had a good group of vets, guys like Kels and other dudes. I think I got out for like seven or eight grand. But I was still hurt over it. But it wasn't $1.8 million. I wasn't drinking Louie. Some dude tried to order Louie at my rookie meal. I said, no, no, no, Acho. You're not doing that, brother. Not on my dime, my guy. It wasn't really that bad.

Just because the guy's a dick. Or, like, if you're a first-round pick, like, Vito was drafted by the Bucs here, and he was a rookie, and, like, we had a nice – we kind of fucked him over a little bit.

I want to be a platinum-selling artist. That's amazing.

Wait.

That's all it takes. You just got to availability, you know?

I think yours would be more exciting than mine. Save it for Nori. Yeah, no. I mean, mine was like, okay. Not when I was young, but the most aggressive purchase was the Super Bowl when we played was in Minnesota. I'm from Minnesota. I grew up there. So we had... I had 30 people there. I had to buy 30 Super Bowl tickets for my family. Oh, my God.

It took a little bit of a hit of my Super Bowl check that year. Yeah. Shit. I was a seventh-round draft pick. My big purchase, I think I got a $50,000 signing bonus my rookie year. It went out to McCormick and Schmidt's Steakhouse in Philly and was like, I'm balling. You know what I mean? Like, I'm the man. That's awesome. It wasn't anything super exciting, honestly.

Nice.

I've never wanted anything more, man.

Did you sell it?

AB's a big fan of garage beer, isn't he, Kels?

We'll see you out there. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate y'all.