Beau Allen

Summer shanties? Garage beer summer shanty.

It makes it more convenient for drinking when you're on the move or running a 5K, you know? Or running a 5K. Perfect all right Here we go Oh my god

It makes it more convenient for drinking when you're on the move or running a 5K, you know? Or running a 5K. Perfect all right Here we go Oh my god

It makes it more convenient for drinking when you're on the move or running a 5K, you know? Or running a 5K. Perfect all right Here we go Oh my god

Just petty crimes.

Just petty crimes.

Just petty crimes.

Shoplifting? Yeah, just illegally pirating media. That's a big one for me.

Shoplifting? Yeah, just illegally pirating media. That's a big one for me.

Shoplifting? Yeah, just illegally pirating media. That's a big one for me.

Yeah, I used to do that to Kelsey on the football field. Oh, Jesus. Shots fired. 2018, it was the hottest football game I've ever played in.

Yeah, I used to do that to Kelsey on the football field. Oh, Jesus. Shots fired. 2018, it was the hottest football game I've ever played in.

Yeah, I used to do that to Kelsey on the football field. Oh, Jesus. Shots fired. 2018, it was the hottest football game I've ever played in.

Right here at Ray J. Eagles, we won the Super Bowl the year before. And Kelson, the birds came down. It was like week two. It was like 95 degrees. It was the hottest fucking game of all time. The glass reflecting the sunlight on the field. It was fucking terrible.

Right here at Ray J. Eagles, we won the Super Bowl the year before. And Kelson, the birds came down. It was like week two. It was like 95 degrees. It was the hottest fucking game of all time. The glass reflecting the sunlight on the field. It was fucking terrible.

Right here at Ray J. Eagles, we won the Super Bowl the year before. And Kelson, the birds came down. It was like week two. It was like 95 degrees. It was the hottest fucking game of all time. The glass reflecting the sunlight on the field. It was fucking terrible.

So he used to play football on this field. Now we're just fucking ripping beers and running 5Ks around the stadium. Life comes at you quick in retirement.

So he used to play football on this field. Now we're just fucking ripping beers and running 5Ks around the stadium. Life comes at you quick in retirement.

So he used to play football on this field. Now we're just fucking ripping beers and running 5Ks around the stadium. Life comes at you quick in retirement.

I can start. I mean, when we were in Philly, Dallas' O-line was incredible. They had Zach Martin, Travis Frederick, Zeke was cooking, and I was a nose guard. So I'm eating 30 double teams a game. They're running duo, which is just like a very basic straight-ahead run play. And I'm just, like, grinding my ass off. And I get, like, one assisted tackle a game, and I'm fucking eating double teams.