Ben Bailey Smith

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403 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 16 Jul

Ben Bailey Smith’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Log that one.

Hey, Mark, there's a Geordie pub landlord and his mate, right?

The landlord says, I'm sick and tired of that miserable Spanish actor coming into my pub and causing trouble.

Have you barred him?

No, but he's on his last chance.

Okay.

That's a written in.

You reckon?

Okay.

And lastly, Mark, how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

This is an old one.

Yeah, tell me this one.

And you think the first two are the redactor?

Well, I can tell you that is four out of four, Mark.

Correct on all counts.

Fantastic work.

I like the I stand corrected one.

Not bad at all.

Listen, if you want to contribute your own terrible dad jokes in future, all you need to do is head over to our Patreon.

So we'll have a little ad break, I guess.

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