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Ben Bankas

πŸ‘€ Speaker
822 total appearances

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

And now there's these women in their 50s, and they're like...

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

my kids i just don't know what happened to them they were so sweet what happened is you didn't stay home and you sent them to some school and you and you made a false reality of what they're working towards and their whole goal is to get 85 average so they can get into some university so that they can go there and have sex with a million people and then they and then after that they can hopefully go into the workforce and then hopefully they meet a guy by 35 and then hopefully it's all

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

The reason why people used to get married so young, I think, and why it makes more sense is because you actually can love somebody then.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

You know, like think about your first and second, you know, loves versus, you know, dating in your 30s or dating in your 40s or 50s.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

that's why those marriages lasted they met young they had kids young they grew up in their 20s they didn't grow up in their 40s like now it's like people are i'm adulting you're 43 like you should have had a kid at 20 i mean i wish i had kids earlier and i had a kid at 30. but i would have maybe

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

you know maybe it was the right time but either way 30 still young nowadays but my message to people who love me and love my comedy is thank you love yourself forget about these people do what you need to do stand up don't forget about them in the sense that don't let them ruin your day but if you're if you need to stand up to somebody or say something in public like do it don't break the law but

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

like if somebody's clearly woke and has a mask on and is like causing a scene be like hey tell them people don't agree with you you should know that people need people need to tell people that are pushing this ideology that they're wrong to their face because they don't they don't go out and see that they're so protected from getting the other opinion

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

online oh no block block block oh i don't look at any of that stuff i you know even some of the announcements they'll they'll make an announcement uh you're trying to get we we here at the homosexual society of whatever town are trying to get pen bank as a show and then the first comment is we have muted comments to protect the members of the lg what do we so there's no debate no debate

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

Have a debate.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

I'm on the verge.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

I was thinking, like, maybe in some of these towns, like, should I just do a show where I invite people who hate me on stage and, like, debate them or something?

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

Like, those shows?

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

Would that make them not, like, maybe, like, don't cancel the show.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

You can come.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

You can come and go on stage and try to debate me in front of my crowd.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

See how it works.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

I can see why you'd want to do that.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

It would be really fun.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

Get some good clips.

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Dark Humour for Dark Times: Ben Bankas

Yeah, for you it'd be fun.