Ben Kissel

it's gonna be it's gonna break every rule he's gonna just he's gonna be like liquefying hot dogs and putting it in ivy and next to him in the hospice and it's just being like it's gonna be you know like my when your parents are like into one thing like how they said like my father in the end they're like you know you shouldn't even quit smoking that'll kill him it's fucking he's barely alive i think at some point they'll be like if he even quits hot dogs

They won't make it a week.

He has to still eat several, at least a quarter pound of hot dog meat.

He is 80% hot dog at this point.

It has to stay.

We have to keep it above him.

But he does definitely have large, unhinged jaws.

Hey, he got into, he was having, he thought it was a funny, he thought he was doing something funny with the fan.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

Cause then he'd be like one of those Japanese folklore monsters.

That's Kobayashi.

All right.

So let's get into some stories of the week.

Oh, Eddie.

Oh, Eddie.

I charged you with watching a documentary and you did.

Oh, yes.

I watched the Crash movie.

Now, this story.