Ben Kissel

I like your cavalier attitude. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Marcus Parks.

And, of course, had Larsa.

And, of course, had Larsa.

And, of course, had Larsa.

Yeah. Let me ask you. Am I bleeding right now? No. Okay, good. No. Because it tastes like blood. Yeah, hey. That's just your mouth. Yeah. I got a cold sore, and then when I was doing my announcer voice, it ripped open. What?

Yeah. Let me ask you. Am I bleeding right now? No. Okay, good. No. Because it tastes like blood. Yeah, hey. That's just your mouth. Yeah. I got a cold sore, and then when I was doing my announcer voice, it ripped open. What?

Yeah. Let me ask you. Am I bleeding right now? No. Okay, good. No. Because it tastes like blood. Yeah, hey. That's just your mouth. Yeah. I got a cold sore, and then when I was doing my announcer voice, it ripped open. What?

Ah, very good. Yes, Rob has handed me our sports bandages, a.k.a. paper towels. The quicker, thicker, picker-upper. That way I won't be self-conscious about bleeding from my mouth.

Ah, very good. Yes, Rob has handed me our sports bandages, a.k.a. paper towels. The quicker, thicker, picker-upper. That way I won't be self-conscious about bleeding from my mouth.

Ah, very good. Yes, Rob has handed me our sports bandages, a.k.a. paper towels. The quicker, thicker, picker-upper. That way I won't be self-conscious about bleeding from my mouth.

You big lumberjack. And I also wouldn't mind getting a sponsorship from Orogel. Oh, certainly. Because I am quite open about cold sore use and cold sore, you know, suffering. Maintenance. Yeah, maintenance. So, yeah, just Orogel, if you need a sponsor, if you need a pretty face, hit me up. But it ain't too pretty because it's got a cold sore on it.

You big lumberjack. And I also wouldn't mind getting a sponsorship from Orogel. Oh, certainly. Because I am quite open about cold sore use and cold sore, you know, suffering. Maintenance. Yeah, maintenance. So, yeah, just Orogel, if you need a sponsor, if you need a pretty face, hit me up. But it ain't too pretty because it's got a cold sore on it.

You big lumberjack. And I also wouldn't mind getting a sponsorship from Orogel. Oh, certainly. Because I am quite open about cold sore use and cold sore, you know, suffering. Maintenance. Yeah, maintenance. So, yeah, just Orogel, if you need a sponsor, if you need a pretty face, hit me up. But it ain't too pretty because it's got a cold sore on it.

Yeah, I did earn it. Yeah, I did earn it. You'll take a paste, Orogel. Please. But yes, here on the March Madness of Murder and Mayhem, this is our fourth one. And what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be picking 16 fighters out of our cup of champions. Oh, here we go.

Yeah, I did earn it. Yeah, I did earn it. You'll take a paste, Orogel. Please. But yes, here on the March Madness of Murder and Mayhem, this is our fourth one. And what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be picking 16 fighters out of our cup of champions. Oh, here we go.

Yeah, I did earn it. Yeah, I did earn it. You'll take a paste, Orogel. Please. But yes, here on the March Madness of Murder and Mayhem, this is our fourth one. And what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be picking 16 fighters out of our cup of champions. Oh, here we go.

Let's get our first round. And of course, we've got the Eastern Conference and the Western Conference. That's right.

Let's get our first round. And of course, we've got the Eastern Conference and the Western Conference. That's right.

Let's get our first round. And of course, we've got the Eastern Conference and the Western Conference. That's right.

All right. So let's start with the Eastern Conference. We're going to go through all the Eastern Conference first round first, and then we're going to go through the Western Conference first round after that. Nothing makes me happier, Marcus. Let's get into the man. So our first contestant today is... Five Mars attacks aliens.