Ben Kissel

All right. So let's start with the Eastern Conference. We're going to go through all the Eastern Conference first round first, and then we're going to go through the Western Conference first round after that. Nothing makes me happier, Marcus. Let's get into the man. So our first contestant today is... Five Mars attacks aliens.

All right. So let's start with the Eastern Conference. We're going to go through all the Eastern Conference first round first, and then we're going to go through the Western Conference first round after that. Nothing makes me happier, Marcus. Let's get into the man. So our first contestant today is... Five Mars attacks aliens.

Yeah, the bird matter is closed.

Yeah, the bird matter is closed.

Yeah, the bird matter is closed.

And who is fighting five Mars attacks aliens? Let's see here. It is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Oh, the bruiser from, I believe it is Missouri.

And who is fighting five Mars attacks aliens? Let's see here. It is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Oh, the bruiser from, I believe it is Missouri.

And who is fighting five Mars attacks aliens? Let's see here. It is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Oh, the bruiser from, I believe it is Missouri.

All right. So how is this fight? So we're doing this in a dirt field. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

All right. So how is this fight? So we're doing this in a dirt field. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

All right. So how is this fight? So we're doing this in a dirt field. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

So I'm thinking that, okay, so with the Mars Attacks aliens, do they have the space lasers or are they hand-to-hand here? I think that they have laser guns. There's no way these aliens fight fair, first of all.

So I'm thinking that, okay, so with the Mars Attacks aliens, do they have the space lasers or are they hand-to-hand here? I think that they have laser guns. There's no way these aliens fight fair, first of all.

So I'm thinking that, okay, so with the Mars Attacks aliens, do they have the space lasers or are they hand-to-hand here? I think that they have laser guns. There's no way these aliens fight fair, first of all.

But I do think that the Mars attacks aliens, they're clever. That's the thing about them. They're warriors. They're very clever, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is not very bright.

But I do think that the Mars attacks aliens, they're clever. That's the thing about them. They're warriors. They're very clever, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is not very bright.

But I do think that the Mars attacks aliens, they're clever. That's the thing about them. They're warriors. They're very clever, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is not very bright.

She's a tank.

She's a tank.

She's a tank.