Ben Kissel

Everyone's so sunburned, you can't even tell what race they are until they start saying racist shit, you know?

So before I get too far into the sawgrass on this one, I feel like legally I should say that the DeSantis administration and the state of Florida says most of what I'm about to talk about is not true, but I personally don't believe anything those fuckers say.

Why would you?

Agreed.

Yes.

You know what else delivers pain in the Everglades?

Alligator Alcatraz.

And I know what you're thinking.

Ed, it's towards the end of the episode.

You can't open this can of worms right now.

Well, these worms I got here ain't even got no can.

And plus, as of the recording of this episode, it's still very much open.

Alligator Alcatraz, though many have tried to close it many fucking times.

But before we're wading through the swamp too far, the name is extremely flawed.

All right.

It makes no sense.

Alligator pelican.

Are we supposed to take this seriously?

All right.

You know, they hardly even interact with each other, even though in some cases are living less than a mile from each other.