Ben Kissel

Alligators and pelicans, you know.

Yeah.

They don't eat pelicans.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

Because they don't go to the saltwater.

They don't go to the saltwater.

So the pelicans are in the saltwater.

But if they did meet, I'm sure they'd be mortal enemies.

Come on, Pelican.

Come on, Pelican.

So, as we know, this last podcast on the left, Alcatraz is Spanish for Pelican.

Pelican.

And since I'm a real American who only speaks American, like Jesus Hubert Christ intended.

Yeah, that white American Jesus.

I'll be referring to him.

alligator Alcatraz's alligator pelican for the rest of the episode because I'm the only one in this goddamn forsaken country who's got a pair of male breasts.

You don't have to shave you, actually.

It's actually going to be a kind of serious subject here.

So Alligator Pelican is an internment camp built on top of an airplane landing strip on stolen Mikusuki land that is inhumane, devastating to the environment and potential money laundering scheme and just flat out cruel and unusual.