Ben Kissel
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What else is wrong with it?
It's Florida.
Yes.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
Alligator Pelican is the brainchild of James Ulthmeyer, Florida's attorney general and Ron DeSantis' former campaign manager.
Ulthmeyer is also a prick-faced suckbag who was involved in the Hope Foundation scandal involving DeSantis' sunken-eyed, bitch-mouthed wife, Casey.
They love stealing money.
Yes.
Their first love.
So Alligator Pelican opened July 3rd, 2025, which is not only my wedding anniversary, but also a dreadful time of the year to be in the Everglades.
The Alligator Pelican camp.
It's offered to you.
The Alligator Pelican Camp was erected in exactly two weeks they put this whole thing together.
There really isn't much to it.
It's all tents, trailers, porta-potties.
It's more fire festival than island prison.
There's zero infrastructure.
It was always meant to be temporary, a one-stop shop for holding, processing, and deporting immigrants.
Ron DeSantis, he confiscated the airplane landing strip inside Big Cypress National Preserve land from Dade County and the Miccosukee tribe through a state of emergency order he placed on maritime migration all the way back in January of 2023.
Now...