Ben Kissel

Also, Jimmy Savile.

Couldn't cook.

Not a lick.

He couldn't cook.

Not a fucking lick.

And he was a teetotaler, which made you know that every one of his crimes was done with the absolute peering sober qualities of a true predator, where Jeffrey Dahmer had to get fucking blackout to do it all.

Yeah, you guys got probably normal corporals.

Yeah, because that's like...

Like a sexy scenario to be doing that, you know what I mean?

Actually, I'm going to let you know that Sister Dolores, she hit me in 1986, honestly, and she wasn't very sexy.

But imagine if Sister Dolores... Sister Kathleen, on the other hand.

But think about the fact that if Sister Kathleen...

was stuck in a well or something like that that would be a fun scenario for some people my mom often accused sister kathleen of being a lesbian and i don't know who was wrong in that situation my mom or sister kathleen probably both who knows

No.

Eh, she could put some makeup on.

You never know.

Catch her on the weekend?

Yeah.

Maybe she took her time.

She would have been more sexy.