Ben Kissel

He quietly responded that it does indeed just feel like sucking a dick.

Anyway, I asked if I could see it because I'm, of course, because I want to see it.

And he said, yes, but only if I didn't laugh.

So I told him maybe it's not such a good idea after all.

Thinking about the idea of it right now is making me laugh.

There's a way I wouldn't be able to witness it in front of him.

So it didn't happen.

My hot ex-coworker at a pizza place was rumored to have done a solo porn where he sucks his own dick.

I didn't believe it until I actually saw the video and it scarred me for life.

He was lying on his back on a table and pretzeled himself into a crazy position where he put his legs over his shoulders.

I canceled our hangout and couldn't look him in the eyes ever again.

I think, I only, I don't know if he came because I ran away like 12, like right before he did it, right?

So here's another one.

This is, this one fucking also...

Hey, hey, that's fucking really fun.

This one I really like.

Hey, you know, it's making its own milk.

Honestly, if milk came out of it, I'd be much more willing to suck my own dick.

If straight up milk came out of my penis, like chocolate milk, I would suck my own dick.

We're supposed to drink milk.