Ben Kissel

The golem was what I was always told.

See, I would just be like, you saw the devil?

And you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah, they barely even used him in the sequel to the Bible.

Oh, yeah, and then he sucked his thorny cock.

So this is the Milton that Donald Sutherland's talking about in Animal House.

Yes.

They can't reign in hell because then they'll put out all the fires.

Yeah.

This is really helpful, actually, because I really didn't want to read the Bible.

It starts wet, ends hot.

But then you also got to go to work.

Can I ask a dumb existential question that obviously doesn't have a real answer?

Okay.

Is hell on earth?

Heaven's a place on earth.

you know what that's worth like like all right so if hell exists and it's like a part of like humanity does like if there's like a another like planet with a bunch of aliens do they have the same satan or do they have a different satan oh my god i don't know we're fully and i'm not

And I've read all the side stuff.

So if the war against Satan and God in Iran is supposed to bring on Armageddon, does that mean we're going to lose to Satan?

Or do we God with and still end the war?