Episode 666: Anton LaVey Part I - Hail Satan
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started.
Yes! Yes! It is the most evil, domed-shaped molten lava cake in the world!
Oh, they are. Remember, only the people watching on Netflix can see it. We have a cake here in front of us. It's a cake where the horn neck keeps falling off.
I'm too elated to care about you audio slaves! It's celebrating the episode 666. 666!
666! 666! It's the number of the fucking beast.
Is that what that means? Yes. Oh, okay. See, I never learned 666. We never talked about that.
You never got to that level of elementary school. No, no, no. Very difficult for you. Oh, the candle's out. I get one satanic wish.
Okay. Yeah, Henry, you should do it.
Yeah, you should do it. Oh, you don't get nothing. This is terrible radio.
God damn.
God, this couldn't be.
You can't. Are these trick candles or is he just horrible?
They were not trick candles.
Bad radio. Sorry, we did it though.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, everybody. They were not trick candles and it took Henry a full 15 seconds to do it, which is an eternity on radio.
I had to reach across my laptop. It's episode 666. I'm excited. What the hell am I supposed to do here? We can't follow every rule in the GD radio book.
My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with resident Satanist Henry Zebrowski. Yes, I carry the burden.
Don't carry the burden of being the most sovereign of us all. Just immediately want to start making fun of you. I know what it's like to be, to walk around being wiser and more moral than everyone else. That's really the key.
He has a pitchfork made out of forks.
It's just three-fourths. And we have the man with no affiliation whatsoever, Ed Larson.
I'm an atheist and proud.
Good work. I am here as the devil's lawyer. That is literally his advocate. That's nice. Yes, that is my goal. The devil's advocate. Honestly, that's why Anton LaVey started this whole fucking thing, Eddie.
I saw the devil's advocate at a birthday party for myself in freshman year of high school, and I was a hero because there were boobs in it.
That sick fuck has got you jumping from one foot to the next. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. And that sick fucking asshole is laughing his ass off.
Actually, for Henry's birthday this year, I got him a bumper sticker that said...
She's got a huge fucking ass and you got your head all the way up in it.
Yeah, honestly. And that was an improv line. It was, yeah. And everyone on set reportedly had to keep themselves from laughing.
Of course, it's incredible. He's an amazing actor, except when he does a British accent. You ever see Paterno?
Jerry!
Jerry, you fucked those kids, Jerry! Who are? What's this chair doing in here? Whoa, you can't tell me. You mean to tell me you had that kid where? Inside of what? Jerry, you can't go around calling yourself the tickle monster.
So for this... What we assume to be our 666th episode. We decided that we would fully explore the life of the father of Satanism and the creator of the Church of Satan itself, Mr. Anton Sandor Lavey. And I already got my defensiveness out in our production call.
Nice. About an hour of it. But we did it. We did it good because this is obviously very close to the chest. So you like him. Like is, there's no like here. Okay. It's not about like. It's about respect? No. He gave me the permission to not like or respect him. Oh, that's very nice of him. He freed me. Like Charles Bukowski did. Honestly, yes, for some people.
You know, I'm going to go ahead and say up top that it is our aim to not get too bogged down in philosophy during this three part series. Because while Anton LaVey is certainly one of the most important occult figures of the 20th century, he's also one of the most important cultural figures as well. So today, any of you can go to a last podcast live show and yell Hail Satan. Hail Satan! You can yell that in unison with 2000 other weirdos of like minds just because it's fun. You don't have to be a Satanist or anything like that. You just want to join in.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–11:25
2
How is Anton LaVey introduced in the podcast?
11:25–15:19
3
What key historical context is provided about Satanism?
15:19–15:50
4
How does the discussion shift to Anton LaVey's childhood?
15:50–54:49
5
How did Anton LaVey's early experiences influence his view of freedom and evil?
54:49–55:22
6
What role did Sally Rand play in Anton LaVey's life and beliefs?
55:22–57:58
7
How did P.T. Barnum shape Anton LaVey's understanding of showmanship?
57:58–59:22
8
What is the significance of 'Nightmare Alley' in relation to Anton LaVey?
59:22–1:45:12