Ben Kissel
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So we should, in that theory, be on Satan's side.
Yeah, the bishop at my church that I was an altar boy for, he ended up banging a bunch of boys.
And then they fired him or moved him up to Michigan.
And then I found out recently, because I looked up the story, and the guy they replaced him with, he fucked a bunch of kids.
Hey, if it's not broke...
Now, are you sure the M wasn't for Marcus?
Yeah, he started a religion.
Yeah.
I'm good.
We're going to get into that.
Like, he is a fucking carny.
Yeah, I know that Mr. LeVay does not sound as good in a song.
No.
Also, if you're going to write a Bible, you can't put your grandma in it.
It's not really a Bible.
That's the thing.
We'll get all into it, Eddie.
I love that great comedic actor, Eugene LeVay.
There are so many other romantic ways to write it.
And he's just like, I just like it too much.