Ben Kissel
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It's a beautiful time.
The sunset's probably the best in the world comparable.
Yes, yeah, we went during the Super Bowl.
I got this shirt, and we went airboat riding.
It was a lot of fun in Everglades National Park.
But you lived.
I lived very well because I didn't get off the fucking boat.
So what if I told you that there was a place where alligators and crocodiles coexisted in peace?
I'd say nice cope, you fucking, you cuck.
I thought you'd probably say something to the effect of, I didn't realize that they couldn't coexist in the first place.
I actually had no idea.
Well, they can't.
They're basically the Crips and the Bloods, okay?
Remember the 1992 Watts Truce?
I do.
Where the red and blue, they came together to stop the violence after the L.A.
riots?
Yeah, they had sent me in to negotiate.
Yes, well, this place is like that, except with alligators and crocodiles.
I'm talking about the Florida...