Ben Kissel
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Fucking Everglades.
God, I love the Everglades.
I grew up down there.
The lake behind my house, the water was fed in from the Everglades.
It was just filled with water moccasins and gators.
It was fucking really cool.
It's a great place to be.
Lots of rattlesnakes in the Everglades.
Now, I know, Crips and Bloods, weird way to introduce the topic.
But the Everglades are a weird place.
Covering 1.5 million acres of wetland, forests, and marine habitats, the Everglades are a great place to escape reality, take in a perfect purple sunset over the sawgrass, and hide someone you just murdered.
Whatever floats your airboat, you know what I'm saying?
I like to hide bodies of the people I murdered.
That's right, Henry.
Let's say you murder someone in, let's pick a random city, Cincinnati.
Great, great.
Where we just were.
Yeah, we just were.
I got family there.
So what you're going to want to do with that pesky old corpse is you're going to hop on I-75 South, keep on driving, go, go, go, go, go.