Ben Mandelker

Because they apparently are going to have a big party once Sonia leaves.

And they put it out on paperless post.

And Sonia's like...

You know, like, she's very distracting to my assistant.

She has to stop.

Like, what is Connor doing?

What is Connor doing all day?

I have plenty of paperless things that he could do.

What math equations is he trying to solve right now or formulas that he cannot be distracted from?

remember last year remember last year when i ordered a lobster roll that was great yeah i went to all the other boroughs too like lobster roll lobster roll lobster roll what are you even talking about just please just please leave him alone let him do his job yeah but but that's not gonna happen for him because dorinda comes shows up and she's like you know what i want to do i want to learn how to open up an oyster so so he like he's he he shows her he's like oh you stick it in there and you wait for the little release like oh it's like sexual and stuff

Holy shit.

I will say this about Bethany.

She is always good for a low-hanging fruit sex joke.

Because if you say something like, wow, the wind is really blowing.

Yeah, like a blowjob.

You're like, okay, Bethany.

Get it?

The wind's blowing so hard.

It's like a hooker down on Bourbon Street.

You know what I'm saying?