Ben Mandelker
👤 Speaker
18471
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
She's like, yeah, I'm a mom, so my dreams are dead.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Or like some heroin.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
I mean, the whole hot chocolate thing, like in 2025, at least half of the population is lactose intolerant.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Yeah.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
I mean, you're basically asking somebody to a farty party.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
You know, like, why are you asking, why are you inviting farts before we've even dated?
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Hey, Screaming Kitten, where's the good coke?
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
I mean, she's from a punk band.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Yeah, I think you're right.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Talk about our favorite Christmas songs.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
What the fuck?
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Yeah.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
So she's like, does this work for you?
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Why did she say that?
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
I don't know.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
So she's like, my life is a balancing act and I'm just not dating it right now.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
I'm not dating.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Don't take it personally.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
Yeah.
Watch What Crappens
#3135 My Secret Santa Part Two With Reality Gays
And he's like, oh, it's just two people having hot chocolate.