Ben Mandelker

Like God is trying to tell you something.

Look at the signs.

They're there.

They are there.

How is it, like, it's the evening.

See, I thought the birthday was the next day, but I guess it was that day.

But how do you get all the way to the evening and you haven't said happy birthday to the girl you're banging?

Like, who also is suffering, like, a major traumatic, like, anniversary today.

You don't even say happy birthday.

That is, like, so...

shitty that is so so shitty you know and she has to be the one to fish for the happy birthday she has to be the one to text say how's everything going missing everyone you know and then Kizzy's like shame bit shit to be spending it ill isn't it and the fact that her fucking boyfriend died today it's like well you know which way how you can make it better is that you can wish her happy birthday you can do that you know so then Joe texts her and he's like trying to jump her boyfriend's bones yeah while she's gone sick

And then he goes, well, all is well.

We miss you.

Feel better.

He doesn't say like, how are you feeling?

Are you feeling better?

How is the day going for you?

He doesn't.

He's not even like inquisitive.

It is like a brush off.