Ben Mandelker

I'm learning things about wine.

Now they know their Chardonnay and their Sangiovese and their Chirac.

They know everything now.

It's crazy.

Whoa.

Remember this one time when I was this little girl, and I was looking at my dad's wine, and I said, can I have some of that wine?

And Geraldine Parsons-Smith came up to me and said, you sure can, because as we all know, you're the big wine expert, as in W-H-I-N-E.

And to this day, I've never been able to tell the difference between wine and wine, okay?

I'm sorry, I can't.

It was literally the girl from the ring has crawled out of the TV and is ready to have a holiday party.

i'm only gonna drink again if it's from a luge or a sippy straw for some reason that really made me laugh because she smiled like so happily like because you could tell she really loves a sippy straw and i think that her delight was contagious for me yeah i drink everything with the sippy straw

Forgot about that thing.

A shot of tequila in a tall glass, okay?

And then some water in a short glass.

And then some water in a medium-sized glass, okay?

And then this other girl goes, that's like one of my favorite things about going over to your house.

There's always called bottled water.

I was like, girl, which desert have you been living in?

you're missing the point of what i'm trying to say okay clearly what does not involve penises yeah you can blame on mariah he's grown up nicely yeah he certainly has so then we um we learned that ramona had actually had a charity event the night before and we see on and all these flashbacks that tinsley lets the cat out of the bag about bethany's holiday party because she's like

hey so are you going to you're going to bethany's party do you have a tissue and everyone's like what party i didn't even know about it okay so am i upset about it yeah uh