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#3138 Crappens Rewind: Ep 479 RHONY Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!
31 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What happens when LuAnn and Tom finally get married?
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
Hey everyone, welcome to Watcher Crap, and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch.
I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com and the Bandit Blender, and joining me as usual is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely and perhaps slightly hungover, because I'm just slightly hungover, not really, Ronnie Karam from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor slash Bachelorette podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Hey! Well, hello, little bean. Yeah, hello there.
Ronnie and I hit the town last night. We went out to the Abbey with none other than Hannah from Below Deck Mediterranean. And it was beyond fun. Beyond fun. Yeah, she's so fun. Oh, my gosh. So beautiful, too. Smutla.
Chapter 2: How does the podcast introduce the new single by LuAnn?
I know. She was like, she's like, well, I'm just going to throw in something. I'll probably look, you know, I look like a hussy. And she shows up looking gorgeous. And I was like... Shut your face, Hannah. Yeah, that's an expensive Hersey. Yeah.
Yeah, that is not a cheap Hersey, that's for sure.
Yeah, that was fun. And if you go onto our Instagram, which is at WatchWhatCrapHands on Instagram, we have a picture, but we also have some stories. So go check that out now before they expire.
Oh, yeah. Go look him over. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the night out with Hannah from Below Deck?
She's so funny. She's like, then I'll have a date with a really hot guy from wherever. And then I might go to Dubai to see this. And then I'll be in the south of France doing this. It's like, Jesus. She lives quite the awesome life.
I know. I came home like, I really suck. Yeah. Well, you know what's also sucky is that we walked her to Catch, which is where she was going to have dinner. Katie Cazorola was there at Catch. We could have had such a big powwow. But we didn't.
Oh, Kazorls. We should have looked in there.
Chapter 4: How does the episode explore the dynamics of friendships?
Yeah, there were all these people taking pictures. There's so many little tiny short people who are apparently famous, and they all drive these gigantic Jeeps and huge army cars. And then these little tiny men come out, like little tiny Persian men dripping with gold come out. And I'm like, where are you people?
It's like there's a whole different life that those people lead, and you only see them if you stand outside restaurants like that.
Exactly. And the paparazzi would take photos of all of them. Like, literally, a bum would walk up to the restaurant and the paparazzi were taking photos. But, like, me and Ronnie? No photos.
yeah what are you gonna do it might have something to do with us taking pictures of the paparazzi we're like wow look at their cameras yeah on our instagram story and then like when we eventually got home i was drunk and i turned on the tv and the property brothers were on i took some belligerent instagram stories of the property brothers i was looking at them today i was like huh so it's a fun night now those are celebrities
yeah those are real stars yeah uh i would understand them coming out of a giant jeep i'd be like oh my god the property bros yeah but the other guys i'm like was this guy like a background on shots of sunset once yeah i don't know but everybody apparently knew because they were like click click click click click click click click maybe it was like french montana or something yeah i don't even know but you know what are you gonna do i was like yay oh our uh
Our Chevy, our 1983 Chevy lift is here to get us. Yes, with an extra from Breaking Bad driving it. She really was.
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Chapter 5: What are the reactions to the wedding preparations and drama?
She was like, he did this to me.
She was like, you guys are the best. I want to hang out with you guys all the time. Yeah. Can't do it. Can't even do her meth voice. Yeah. It was a great night. But even more excitingly is that we have a Real Housewives of New York City recap to dive into. And by the way, if you're new to this podcast because you learned about us through the Bitch Bible, Jackie Schimmel, welcome.
We hope we can live up to the expectations.
Yes. And go listen to Jackie. Hilarious. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What does Dorinda's speech reveal about her character?
Supes funny. New pod friend for sure. Yeah. Love her. Love her. All right. So shall we jump into Can You Believe It, Girls?
It's the wedding episode.
Can you believe it, girls?
Can. I've got wedding rings on both of my ring fingers. That's how married I am.
I'm so ringed up. I took Beyonce's advice and I had a ring put on both of them.
We start with the Amy Winehouse music.
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Chapter 7: How does the group react to Tom's behavior during the wedding?
That's rehab, right? Yeah. No. You know I'm bad.
Rehab is like... It's a little bit more charm.
Okay, yeah. So that... Do we have to pay licenses to her estate now? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, come after me. Get in line behind Capital One, Amy Winehouse.
The ghost of Amy Winehouse is coming to haunt our podcast now. Yeah, you think I can't press block this caller on your ghost? I can't. Well, any episode that features Dorinda is sort of spiritually a successor to Amy Winehouse.
Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about the significance of LuAnn's wedding?
So it makes sense.
Yeah, every time that music plays, it's like, uh-oh, drunk Dorinda's going to make a speech in this episode.
Yes, so the episode opens with Edgar, a.k.a. Frenchie, making eggs in Sonia's kitchen for breakfast.
I don't know if I even believe this guy's French, because this guy is like cartoon French. He's like, hoodly, hoodly. Oh, Sonia from Manuela. Don't the coffee, Sonia? You like the egg? And she says, did you bring this? And it's a poinsettia plant. He's like, ah, yes, I brought Sonia. You like the egg?
Something about this whole thing with Edgar Frenchy feels, what's the word, like completely fake. Like this is clearly an arrangement for the TV show.
Yeah, this is like a gay she met outside the Port Authority bus station, you know?
Yeah, exactly. First of all, I mean, who wears a blazer to make eggs for Sonia in the morning, okay? That's already suspect.
With a handkerchief in the pocket.
Like, a folded handkerchief. Yeah, he's like a really bad faux French version of Adam Scott. That's what he is.
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