Ben Mandelker

So I found a playwright who's going to write a play about us in the style of ancient Greek theater.

I'm just going to stop.

I'm going to pause this recap for a second.

We all recognize that two years ago, Salt Lake City had what I think is believed to be the best season finale of any Real Housewives franchise.

One of the best season finales of any reality docu-show ever.

It was just fantastic.

It broke the internet.

We all know.

I don't have to explain it.

Last year, they clearly felt the pressure to top it and they had a...

Maybe not quite as iconic, but definitely hilarious and memorable moment where they all sat down and read each other's texts.

And that's when you have like one foot on the banana, one foot in the grave, yada, yada.

It was all great.

I think it's now time to tell Salt Lake City and other franchises, you don't have to keep chasing the highs of season four.

Just let season four be season four.

Let's go back to having normal season finales because like,

this greek thing that had this greek play was entertaining and i enjoyed it but we're getting farther and farther moved away from reality as much as reality exists on these shows i personally am like a fan of when the shows end with a big party and the whole cast and all like the husbands and everything

you know, everyone that's like associated with it comes together in a party.

I enjoy it.

Cause there's usually something embarrassing that happens and it's more embarrassing.