Ben Mycelis

Things are amazing.

Things couldn't be better.

Inflation is down.

No one even talks about affordability anymore.

Cause I, I won, I defeated affordability issue.

So it's not even an issue anymore.

We've never been stronger.

I've settled eight wars, nine wars.

If you come to think about it, I've settled nine wars.

I created the board of peace.

The board of peace is what we called it.

And we've totally secured the border and the heroic aspects of ice and border patrol were so amazing.

And, you know, and everybody's very grateful and, and, and,

This is finally after all of the destruction from a guy named Sleepy Joe.

Sleepy Joe, it's really bad times.

I saved our nation.

I rebuilt the military.

I did everything.

everything was me me me and it's amazing and the dow is over 50 000 even though it isn't and yeah everything couldn't be better there it is i did the speech for you okay we you know you know maybe maybe he does the noises you know maybe maybe he throws in that maybe he does a little uh you know what is what is what's his new line that he talks about lately

that there's a man who's trying to violently kiss him, there's a man, he tried to violently kiss me, and I told him, I'm a good little boy, I told him I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy, everybody, you know what, the Supreme Court's gonna be there, you know, the Supreme Court, you made a very bad decision, tariffs, it's a word, it's a word, I use that word, tariffs,