Ben Sasse

Well, you invited me, so I assume you had a cancellation.

Let's be honest.

I mean, the bar must be pretty low.

I mean, I'm probably here for my looks, right?

That's why I got the invite.

Cloaca is a word I've been learning a lot lately, but I don't know this show.

I'm a Monty Python fan, and I've been looking to do IP theft on Not Dead Yet for a long time, and now I kind of got a way to go.

And now you have it.

I did not decide to die in public.

Um, I obviously ended up with a calling to die, uh, mid December.

I got a three to four month life expectancy and I'm a day 99 or something since then.

And I'm doing a heck of a lot better than I was doing at Christmas.

But even at three to four months left to live, you got to redeem the time.

And there's only so many bits of unsolicited advice I can give my children.

So you journalists want to talk and I'm like, well, if you don't have anybody better, I'm your, I'm your man.

I'll be your huckleberry.

So I just turned 54.

And so you get into your 30s, 40s, and 50s.

You're like, how do I stay fit?

And so I used to do a lot of sprint triathlons.