Ben Schwartz

These are true things that I can't do anymore. Pin, table it. You're seeing all the ones. Unpack is big. This is my biological father. This is a fucking. Let's unpack this. I agree. So those are the things I'm like for business wise. Sometimes I'm like, I can't do it anymore. I've been doing this for too long where it's like, please don't. I can't. Don't do that.

These are true things that I can't do anymore. Pin, table it. You're seeing all the ones. Unpack is big. This is my biological father. This is a fucking. Let's unpack this. I agree. So those are the things I'm like for business wise. Sometimes I'm like, I can't do it anymore. I've been doing this for too long where it's like, please don't. I can't. Don't do that.

Oh, yeah. My God. David Tell, when I was a kid on Comedy Central, was like the biggest thing. And he was a guy that played at the Cellar a lot, too. I don't know if he still does. Still there all the time. Every night. But he had a, what was his show on Comedy Central called? Insomniac. Yeah, dude, that for a kid that loved comedy, I was obsessed with that show. Me too.

Oh, yeah. My God. David Tell, when I was a kid on Comedy Central, was like the biggest thing. And he was a guy that played at the Cellar a lot, too. I don't know if he still does. Still there all the time. Every night. But he had a, what was his show on Comedy Central called? Insomniac. Yeah, dude, that for a kid that loved comedy, I was obsessed with that show. Me too.

Oh, yeah. My God. David Tell, when I was a kid on Comedy Central, was like the biggest thing. And he was a guy that played at the Cellar a lot, too. I don't know if he still does. Still there all the time. Every night. But he had a, what was his show on Comedy Central called? Insomniac. Yeah, dude, that for a kid that loved comedy, I was obsessed with that show. Me too.

And then I remember I went to the comedy cellar when I was finally old enough. And the first time I ever saw a standup show that was like me as a kid going to the cellar, Colin Quinn got fired from SNL that day. Whoa. And he brought the newspaper, I think, that said that he was getting fired. And it was like such a crazy burst. Crazy. Yeah.

And then I remember I went to the comedy cellar when I was finally old enough. And the first time I ever saw a standup show that was like me as a kid going to the cellar, Colin Quinn got fired from SNL that day. Whoa. And he brought the newspaper, I think, that said that he was getting fired. And it was like such a crazy burst. Crazy. Yeah.

And then I remember I went to the comedy cellar when I was finally old enough. And the first time I ever saw a standup show that was like me as a kid going to the cellar, Colin Quinn got fired from SNL that day. Whoa. And he brought the newspaper, I think, that said that he was getting fired. And it was like such a crazy burst. Crazy. Yeah.

I don't know if he got fired, but I'm assuming he was because I think he did a bit about it. That must have been the 90s, right? Or early 2000s? Must have been.

I don't know if he got fired, but I'm assuming he was because I think he did a bit about it. That must have been the 90s, right? Or early 2000s? Must have been.

I don't know if he got fired, but I'm assuming he was because I think he did a bit about it. That must have been the 90s, right? Or early 2000s? Must have been.

yeah but i remember that set and i was like there and he was right there with the newspaper and i was like oh my god i love this guy from snl and his stand-up and then that but david tell as a kid was one of the funniest things in the universe oh of course so cool 98 wow there you go damn so who were you 10 17 16 17 you're going to the cellar at 16 17 i guess so that's fucking awesome you're a new york kid

yeah but i remember that set and i was like there and he was right there with the newspaper and i was like oh my god i love this guy from snl and his stand-up and then that but david tell as a kid was one of the funniest things in the universe oh of course so cool 98 wow there you go damn so who were you 10 17 16 17 you're going to the cellar at 16 17 i guess so that's fucking awesome you're a new york kid

yeah but i remember that set and i was like there and he was right there with the newspaper and i was like oh my god i love this guy from snl and his stand-up and then that but david tell as a kid was one of the funniest things in the universe oh of course so cool 98 wow there you go damn so who were you 10 17 16 17 you're going to the cellar at 16 17 i guess so that's fucking awesome you're a new york kid

Yeah, I grew up in Riverdale. Oh. Riverdale, then went to Westchester, and then I was living in Manhattan when I was doing UCB after college. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Riverdale.

Yeah, I grew up in Riverdale. Oh. Riverdale, then went to Westchester, and then I was living in Manhattan when I was doing UCB after college. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Riverdale.

Yeah, I grew up in Riverdale. Oh. Riverdale, then went to Westchester, and then I was living in Manhattan when I was doing UCB after college. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Riverdale.

Oh, yeah. My favorite comedy shows of all time? Anything. Any movies. It could be anything. Drama. Oh, my God. Songs. Born. The Tyler Creator album is pretty amazing. Oh. The new one. The TV shows that usually I say are Larry Sanders. Simpsons I think is probably the most influential show for me. Love it. I think it taught me how to write. I write a lot of movies and TV shows for places.

Oh, yeah. My favorite comedy shows of all time? Anything. Any movies. It could be anything. Drama. Oh, my God. Songs. Born. The Tyler Creator album is pretty amazing. Oh. The new one. The TV shows that usually I say are Larry Sanders. Simpsons I think is probably the most influential show for me. Love it. I think it taught me how to write. I write a lot of movies and TV shows for places.

Oh, yeah. My favorite comedy shows of all time? Anything. Any movies. It could be anything. Drama. Oh, my God. Songs. Born. The Tyler Creator album is pretty amazing. Oh. The new one. The TV shows that usually I say are Larry Sanders. Simpsons I think is probably the most influential show for me. Love it. I think it taught me how to write. I write a lot of movies and TV shows for places.