Ben Soffer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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It was going to be bad if you saw it on a plane.
Is Twilight a trilogy?
It's a five part.
And you've seen them all.
No, there's just one weird one, New Moon, when there's this army of zombies coming.
Yeah, that one wasn't great.
With the exception, Twilight 1 and Twilight 4 and 5...
are the best shit ever.
So Twilight 1 is the best movie, because it's the original.
And then Twilight 2 is a good one, but Edward's barely in it, because they break up and it's really fucking annoying, and no offense, we need Edward.
Twilight 3 is where they totally lose the plot.
It's this really nuts thing.
Four and five, some of the best shit ever made.
I believe it, it's just not as good as Twilight.
Yeah, you're wrong.
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