Ben Soffer

Yeah.

And my thought was always...

oh oh yeah oh yeah hi police yeah i'm on the phone with the cops so why the fuck up so you just happen to be on the phone what a weird coincidence that the minute you get mugged you happen to be on the phone with the cops no it's normally like hi uh how are you oh good to see you yeah yeah i'll see you soon yeah or beeline for like a grocery store yeah or like a building with a doorman yeah that's good living in new york city is so crazy you guys it is um

Remember I wanted to invent that app?

Where you could see behind you.

I loved that idea.

You mean a camera?

I was a little paranoid.

Yeah, but it was connected to an app.

You put something literally on the back of a hat or on your head.

There's literally a camera behind you so you can see behind you.

Just in case somebody's coming up to shiv you.

That one's pretty decent.

It's fine.

You know the other idea?

I shared the other idea with you.

You flush the toilet.

All of a sudden, Febreze.

Genius!

And if any of you fuckers make it, okay?