Benny from smack bang in the middle of the DKC

Carry on or play on foot fetish videos.

See you, boy.

Missed her trying to ring me this morning while I'm waiting in the truck.

Anyway, she sends me a text, because I said to her, I said, look, if you try and ring me, can't get a hold of me, just text me, I'll have a quick walk, and if it's important, I'll ring you back straight away.

If not, I'll wait, right?

Fair play.

Now, she texts me saying, oh, my daughter, she's got cross-country today.

She doesn't want to go to school.

Do I send her or not?

Now, boys, she's eight.

Right?

She's in year three.

Now, I know for a fact I absolutely fucking hated cross-country.

Hated with a passion.

Never used to do it.

I used to just walk it.

But the thing is, if we let her stay at home at school, isn't that technically wagging?

Now, I don't really want containing wagging, because I know we've all done it, we all did it as a kid, but her being so young and early on in school, I don't want her to work out that that is a thing yet, you know what I mean?

Anyway, what do you reckon, fellas?

Like, things like that should never let us stay at home.