Benny from smack bang in the middle of the DKC
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I don't want to start thinking that I don't want to go to school because I don't want to do this at school today and mum and dad's going to let me stay at home.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I'll leave that with you.
I just want to add real quick, don't ditch it, dogs.
Don't ditch it, anything.
Just don't be ditching things, people.
oh jesus hey boys another threesome story for you so here we go back in the day me and my mate and his missus uh been talking up a three banger for a while and one night after a few drinks you get the wink and the nudge and we're on so off to the bedroom we go get down to business so me mate takes top half i take bottom half and we switch over at halftime we're there getting stuck straight into our business so and uh afterwards
She leaves us alone for a bit of a chat and a bit of a reminisce of what's just gone down.
I have no idea what position we were in.
There was spaghetti there for a while.
I said, why and how did your ball bag make its way to my forehead
I'm there getting stuck in my work, sucking away on the titties, doing my thing, you know.
He's decided he wants his pork sword swallowed.
So he's hopped up and he's just started feeding it to her.
I've got this customer I go to, right, and she lives on about five acres.
So she's got this long dirt driveway full of ruts, fucking uneven.