Benny from smack bang in the middle of the DKC

It's a pain in the ass to drive up, right?

So last time I went there, I drove up the driveway, got about halfway up, and I noticed at the top all this fresh new asphalt.

And I was like, oh, prime.

She's spent a bit of money on the driveway.

She'll get it upgraded.

This will be good.

Anyway, get there, get out of the car, and I was like, oh, shit, okay, you're right, eh?

I was like, oh, Jesus, you know, I'm no asphalt expert.

I've driven on a few roads, but it's a pretty shit job.

You know, I can kick the rocks aside with my foot and expose the dirt underneath.

She goes...

yeah yeah i'm not too happy with the job but you know um they were here for two days they leveled it out it looks a bit better than the ruts that were here before and i was like all right so to describe this lady

pretty quickly is she's a little Italian lady and, you know, you don't want to piss her off, put it that way.

And anyway, I said, oh, you didn't get one of them scammers that comes up to your house and says they've got leftover shit and they're going to do it, just don't tell the boss.

And she goes, yeah, yeah, that was one of them.

I said, oh, you know, they're scammers, right?

She goes, yeah, I know.

I was like, so you got scammed?

And she goes, nah, I don't get scammed.

I was like, oh, okay.