Bernie

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Coal. Santa holds up a honking piece of black coal.

Coal. Santa holds up a honking piece of black coal.

Coal. Santa holds up a honking piece of black coal.

She clicks the name and the description pops up.

She clicks the name and the description pops up.

She clicks the name and the description pops up.

Bernie goes off on a tirade of justice.

Bernie goes off on a tirade of justice.