Bernie

What?

And I do it again.

Bye.

I love you.

I love you, Dad.

You would.

Can I get DoorDash?

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Episode 3, Exterior Night Sky, Oregon, PST. The wind whips through Santa and Bernie's hair as Santa chomps at clouds. Mmm, cotton candy.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa hands Bernie the magical scroll, which is now covered in chocolate goo. Bernie Jewish Mothers the list by licking her finger and wiping goo away.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa looks over at the list and, with a mouthful of cheese, swipes. The naughty list appears and is massive.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Santa nods again, hyper-focused on finishing the cheese crumbs in his beard.

Coal. Santa holds up a honking piece of black coal.