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Financial Audit

The Most INSANE Financial Audit Ever

01 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.219 Unknown

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3.56 - 7.008 Jade

I had found some information out that he'd been- More information?

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7.249 - 14.547 Unknown

Paying for an app. It was an AI girlfriend app. What the actually happened? How can you tell me what the happened?

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18.475 - 25.544 Caleb Hammer

Okay, wow, sent a dick emoji to Sarah, who is an AI Sarah. Did you like AI Sarah?

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Chapter 2: What shocking discovery did Jade make about her partner?

26.665 - 39.322 Caleb Hammer

Who sent, if you sit on this lap because you don't have another choice. I mean, I'm being told that literally when you guys are chatting about any serious topic, he will not sit next to you out of fear for you seeing his phone.

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39.602 - 53.526 Jade

I pointed out. And? Yeah, and then shrugs and laughs. I was talking to his parents about him sending emails to the VA from when he was in the military. What branch? He wasn't in it.

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53.626 - 73.591 Caleb Hammer

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73.611 - 91.468 Caleb Hammer

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91.528 - 96.721 Caleb Hammer

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96.742 - 101.055 Jade

Hi, I'm Jade and I'm 30 years old.

101.396 - 104.587 Bernie

Hi, I'm Bernie. I'm also 30 years old. We live in Southern Indiana.

Chapter 3: How did the discussion about finances reveal deeper issues?

104.948 - 106.633 Jade

And this is Financial Audit.

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108.098 - 119.079 Caleb Hammer

Wow, thanks for coming down from the Midwest, y'all. So what do you do for a living? Let's start with you, Jade, in southern Indiana. It's not expensive. That is not an expensive place by any means.

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119.099 - 121.524 Jade

Yeah, depending on like the area.

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121.604 - 127.536 Caleb Hammer

Nope, that is not an expensive place by any means compared to anywhere else in the country practically.

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127.876 - 130.782 Unknown

Yeah, Louisville is very pricey in comparison for sure.

130.762 - 132.846 Caleb Hammer

Okay, so it's definitely not expensive.

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So you should be doing okay if you're making halfway decent money.

135.391 - 151.082 Jade

Let's see, what do you do? I just resigned from my job as a, yeah, I know. It was a field merchandising talent. So I traveled for my job. The hours were not making up for what we needed.

151.062 - 170.059 Caleb Hammer

Isn't that better than zero hours, which is what you do once you resign? Did you have another job lined up? I do, yes. Okay, then why don't you tell me that that's what you do for a living instead of what you did? When someone asks me what I do for a living, I say YouTube. I don't say my sales job five years ago, six years ago.

Chapter 4: What was the significance of the AI girlfriend app in their relationship?

170.88 - 181.069 Jade

So what do you do for a living, Jade? I'm going to be starting as a business manager for a local small business company.

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181.049 - 184.554 Caleb Hammer

Does that pay much? The small business, I always get a little nervous on that.

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185.155 - 187.618 Jade

What do you make? It's a salary, so it's 700 weekly.

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187.678 - 191.243 Caleb Hammer

That's good. Okay, is that your net or is that your gross? 700 weekly.

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191.423 - 194.708 Jade

I'm going to say safely net.

195.208 - 196.67 Caleb Hammer

That's the safe answer is net?

196.931 - 199.054 Jade

I would rather say net than gross.

199.454 - 221.511 Caleb Hammer

You would? Would I not? That's the safe answer? I don't think that would be the safe answer, but okay, times 52. So you're making $36,400 a year. Okay, but in that cheaper area, it's where it can come closer to working. That is still a difficult income, but we're a dual-income household. We're married, right? Yes, with a child. Very good.

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Oh, sure. How old's the kid? They're 16 months. How long have we... What's the gender? It's a boy.

Chapter 5: How do they address the challenges in their financial situation?

232.462 - 244.468 Caleb Hammer

You said there. I wanted to see if it was trans at 16 months already. Okay, very good. Uh, yeah. I mean, kids are expensive, but again, cheaper cost of living area.

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How long have we been married? We got married in October.

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248.873 - 249.975 Jade

Yeah. This past October.

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250.195 - 250.876 Unknown

Whoa.

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250.956 - 254.621 Jade

So after kiddo. Yes. Yeah. We gotten engaged.

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23. Yeah.

257.264 - 257.725 Bernie

Begging 23.

258.085 - 265.731 Caleb Hammer

And had kid and then got married afterwards. Interesting. A little out of order, but that's okay. What do you do, Bernie?

266.312 - 272.8 Bernie

I work as a healthcare professional for people who have mental or physical disabilities.

Chapter 6: How did the direct deposit change impact savings?

2875.683 - 2902.348 Jade

Cool. So I had switched up my direct deposit to put $200 of savings, and then from there, every paycheck I would pull it out and then divvy it up. So I think I had saved up about $1,600. That's a good start. Yeah, and that was over like a couple months. It was before the baby shower. I had asked you to pay the phone bill.

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2902.868 - 2909.256 Jade

And I, you know, I hadn't like kept track of like checking, oh, recounting, oh, this is what, this is envelope. What happened?

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Chapter 7: What financial issues arise with missing money in the envelope system?

2909.416 - 2932.13 Jade

Anyways, I noticed that the envelope was missing a lot of money and not just a hundred dollars here, a hundred dollars there. It was a fact. I had been tallying, oh, this date, putting this much in for this and so on. And I told him that, like, this is how I wanted to do it. So it's a checks and balances. There was no outtake. that was written down, and there was a lot of money missing.

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2932.15 - 2936.435 Jade

Oh, what are you doing? Especially while she just is pregnant, headed towards the birth.

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2937.337 - 2941.021 Bernie

What did you do? I would usually, whenever we had- Usually?

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2941.101 - 2941.782 Caleb Hammer

Multiple times?

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2942.163 - 2949.412 Bernie

When we had bills, I would go ahead, and if I didn't have the money, I would use what we had in our envelope system to- What do you mean bills?

2949.432 - 2951.554 Caleb Hammer

She doesn't know your financial situation. You won't tell her.

Chapter 8: How do collections affect financial stability?

2951.735 - 2966.356 Caleb Hammer

You won't let her look at anything. How can you even say? So this happened more than once, though? No, not more than once. But you said every time or something like that. You indicated more than one. Because whenever... Whenever? Whenever is not once.

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2969.24 - 2984.057 Bernie

When we had bills, I would plan to refill it. And then whenever checks came around, we'd have to pay bills again. I wouldn't have the extra money to put back into the envelopes. Okay.

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2985.134 - 2989.32 Jade

Was this around the time you were getting behind on the car payments?

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2990.541 - 3007.665 Caleb Hammer

Why won't you just let her f***ing look at your accounts? Just let her look. In the post show, we're going to re-download those apps and we're going to look at them. We're going to see what happened in there because I think we need to actually go through that. But we do also need to get into the money now or else this is never going to f***ing end. Oh my gosh.

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3008.017 - 3023.851 Caleb Hammer

And it makes no sense because even when that happened, when she confronted you, you admitted that you only took $90 out, but that it's not possible because there was only $100 bills or $20 bills in there. So you couldn't have even taken $90. You were lying about the amount. Yeah, it wasn't just like $100 or $200. How can you trust him in anything? Won't do the therapy, won't do anything.

3024.432 - 3030.197 Caleb Hammer

How long do you think she's going to stay? If you do not change the things of which she has laid out ultimatums for, how long do you think she's going to stay?

3031.018 - 3033.7 Bernie

I'd be lucky if it was another month or so.

3034.361 - 3055.108 Caleb Hammer

Yeah. And do you even deserve that? I don't know. No. Okay, better question. 0% is just staying forever. You're not even questioning leaving. 100% is you're walking out this building, separating him. Where are you? Those are the two extremes. We're in the middle.

3055.128 - 3055.809 Jade

5%, 10%.

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