Bernie
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Podcast Appearances
She sees a little kid's drawing left for Santa. Bernie hands it to him. It's just too damn wholesome. He erupts into tears. Bernie heavy sighs. Interior, British Columbia Farmhouse, later. When Bernie finishes checking the list twice, she discovers Santa isn't there.
She sees a little kid's drawing left for Santa. Bernie hands it to him. It's just too damn wholesome. He erupts into tears. Bernie heavy sighs. Interior, British Columbia Farmhouse, later. When Bernie finishes checking the list twice, she discovers Santa isn't there.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
Santa's eyes spring open. We enter and emerge in the desert. The star of Bethlehem shines bright above a manger until it becomes a flame that lights a menorah's eighth and final candle. Benjamin's floating head appears.
Santa's eyes spring open. We enter and emerge in the desert. The star of Bethlehem shines bright above a manger until it becomes a flame that lights a menorah's eighth and final candle. Benjamin's floating head appears.
Santa's eyes spring open. We enter and emerge in the desert. The star of Bethlehem shines bright above a manger until it becomes a flame that lights a menorah's eighth and final candle. Benjamin's floating head appears.
We zoom out of Santa's eye.
We zoom out of Santa's eye.
We zoom out of Santa's eye.
Bernie stretches to feel around the sack. She realizes it's completely empty.
Bernie stretches to feel around the sack. She realizes it's completely empty.
Bernie stretches to feel around the sack. She realizes it's completely empty.