Bernie

Bernie gets up, hands Santa the reins, and puts her entire body inside the bag.

Bernie gets up, hands Santa the reins, and puts her entire body inside the bag.

Bernie gets up, hands Santa the reins, and puts her entire body inside the bag.

Bernie rejoins Santa.

Bernie rejoins Santa.

Bernie rejoins Santa.

Santa smiles a weird smug grin. He leans against the sleigh like Don Juan. Me.

Santa smiles a weird smug grin. He leans against the sleigh like Don Juan. Me.

Santa smiles a weird smug grin. He leans against the sleigh like Don Juan. Me.

Santa plucks the hat from Bernie's head and wears it way too far back, like a hipster beanie.

Santa plucks the hat from Bernie's head and wears it way too far back, like a hipster beanie.

Santa plucks the hat from Bernie's head and wears it way too far back, like a hipster beanie.

What's awesome is this. Santa pulls a full Christmas ham from behind Bernie's ear.

What's awesome is this. Santa pulls a full Christmas ham from behind Bernie's ear.

What's awesome is this. Santa pulls a full Christmas ham from behind Bernie's ear.

Santa nods enthusiastically.

Santa nods enthusiastically.

Santa nods enthusiastically.

Santa gets distracted by his reflection in the side mirrors. He likes what he sees. Bernie grabs the list.

Santa gets distracted by his reflection in the side mirrors. He likes what he sees. Bernie grabs the list.