Bernie
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Smash 2, interior Portland family home, later. Bernie has the Santa hat on, delivering presents. Santa sees a framed family Christmas photo. It's so wholesome, he erupts into tears. The upstairs lights flash on. Bernie grabs Santa and ushers him to the chimney before they get caught. Interior, Seattle Boathouse, later. Bernie sets presents down under the tree.
Smash 2, interior Portland family home, later. Bernie has the Santa hat on, delivering presents. Santa sees a framed family Christmas photo. It's so wholesome, he erupts into tears. The upstairs lights flash on. Bernie grabs Santa and ushers him to the chimney before they get caught. Interior, Seattle Boathouse, later. Bernie sets presents down under the tree.
Smash 2, interior Portland family home, later. Bernie has the Santa hat on, delivering presents. Santa sees a framed family Christmas photo. It's so wholesome, he erupts into tears. The upstairs lights flash on. Bernie grabs Santa and ushers him to the chimney before they get caught. Interior, Seattle Boathouse, later. Bernie sets presents down under the tree.
She sees a little kid's drawing left for Santa. Bernie hands it to him. It's just too damn wholesome. He erupts into tears. Bernie heavy sighs. Interior, British Columbia Farmhouse, later. When Bernie finishes checking the list twice, she discovers Santa isn't there.
She sees a little kid's drawing left for Santa. Bernie hands it to him. It's just too damn wholesome. He erupts into tears. Bernie heavy sighs. Interior, British Columbia Farmhouse, later. When Bernie finishes checking the list twice, she discovers Santa isn't there.
She sees a little kid's drawing left for Santa. Bernie hands it to him. It's just too damn wholesome. He erupts into tears. Bernie heavy sighs. Interior, British Columbia Farmhouse, later. When Bernie finishes checking the list twice, she discovers Santa isn't there.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
She creeps up the stairs and finds Santa in a child's bedroom. The kid is asleep, cuddled up with their golden retriever. Santa looks from the Hallmark card moment over to Bernie.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
You just couldn't keep it together, could you? No.
Santa's eyes spring open. We enter and emerge in the desert. The star of Bethlehem shines bright above a manger until it becomes a flame that lights a menorah's eighth and final candle. Benjamin's floating head appears.
Santa's eyes spring open. We enter and emerge in the desert. The star of Bethlehem shines bright above a manger until it becomes a flame that lights a menorah's eighth and final candle. Benjamin's floating head appears.