Bernie

Santa gets distracted by his reflection in the side mirrors. He likes what he sees. Bernie grabs the list.

Bernie swipes. The list looks like a maze mess with delivery error messages flashing over multiple names.

Bernie swipes. The list looks like a maze mess with delivery error messages flashing over multiple names.

Bernie swipes. The list looks like a maze mess with delivery error messages flashing over multiple names.

Wrap this. Santa blows her a kiss.

Wrap this. Santa blows her a kiss.

Wrap this. Santa blows her a kiss.

Santa brushes his long hair and puts it into a man bun.

Santa brushes his long hair and puts it into a man bun.

Santa brushes his long hair and puts it into a man bun.

Santa stands up, chest puffed out.

Santa stands up, chest puffed out.

Santa stands up, chest puffed out.

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Bernie loses consciousness, but just in time, the magic from Santa's flick slows Bernie down. She softly lands atop a roof flat on her back. Exterior, rooftop, Alaska continuous. Bernie's safe for a moment until she starts to slide down the icy slope. She hits the ledge and tumbles off. Luckily, her legs get tangled in the string lights and her body dangles upside down.