Bernie

Mom, you're stressing out for no reason. Sure, our family may be a little... congested, but it could be anything.

Mom, you're stressing out for no reason. Sure, our family may be a little... congested, but it could be anything.

Mom, you're stressing out for no reason. Sure, our family may be a little... congested, but it could be anything.

I would not have done something so careless. I over-prepared for tonight. That, by the way, you were just complimenting me on. So, we could sit here and spend our night searching for a phantom peanut that does not exist, or you could let me finish throwing the best Hanukkah party this family has ever seen.

I would not have done something so careless. I over-prepared for tonight. That, by the way, you were just complimenting me on. So, we could sit here and spend our night searching for a phantom peanut that does not exist, or you could let me finish throwing the best Hanukkah party this family has ever seen.

I would not have done something so careless. I over-prepared for tonight. That, by the way, you were just complimenting me on. So, we could sit here and spend our night searching for a phantom peanut that does not exist, or you could let me finish throwing the best Hanukkah party this family has ever seen.

What? That's not, that's not peanut oil. I splurged for the fancy stuff. It was like seven extra dollars. Iricus oil is peanut oil.

What? That's not, that's not peanut oil. I splurged for the fancy stuff. It was like seven extra dollars. Iricus oil is peanut oil.

What? That's not, that's not peanut oil. I splurged for the fancy stuff. It was like seven extra dollars. Iricus oil is peanut oil.

Ugh, is this all we get?

Ugh, is this all we get?

Ugh, is this all we get?

Excuse me? Hello? Mister?

Excuse me? Hello? Mister?

Excuse me? Hello? Mister?

Listen, man. I don't know if you're like a John Wayne Gacy, except instead of clowns, you do like a Santa thing. But my finger is on my lady walk app, and if you don't leave, I'll release it. And cops will be here pronto.

Listen, man. I don't know if you're like a John Wayne Gacy, except instead of clowns, you do like a Santa thing. But my finger is on my lady walk app, and if you don't leave, I'll release it. And cops will be here pronto.

Listen, man. I don't know if you're like a John Wayne Gacy, except instead of clowns, you do like a Santa thing. But my finger is on my lady walk app, and if you don't leave, I'll release it. And cops will be here pronto.

Nintendo Switch? How did you know?

Nintendo Switch? How did you know?