Bernie

Nintendo Switch? How did you know?

Holy fuck. He's real. You're real. It's true. It's all true. It's beautiful. Oh my God. You're Santa.

Holy fuck. He's real. You're real. It's true. It's all true. It's beautiful. Oh my God. You're Santa.

Holy fuck. He's real. You're real. It's true. It's all true. It's beautiful. Oh my God. You're Santa.

I drugged Santa. I drugged Santa. Oh no. I already ruined Hanukkah. I can't ruin Christmas. I'm a Jewish Grinch. Okay. Okay. He's just a little stoned. What do I do when I'm too fried? Snacks.

I drugged Santa. I drugged Santa. Oh no. I already ruined Hanukkah. I can't ruin Christmas. I'm a Jewish Grinch. Okay. Okay. He's just a little stoned. What do I do when I'm too fried? Snacks.

I drugged Santa. I drugged Santa. Oh no. I already ruined Hanukkah. I can't ruin Christmas. I'm a Jewish Grinch. Okay. Okay. He's just a little stoned. What do I do when I'm too fried? Snacks.

Cheese? Mr. Claus?

Cheese? Mr. Claus?

Cheese? Mr. Claus?

Cheese stone to eat? Been there, okay, no problem. Cold water!

Cheese stone to eat? Been there, okay, no problem. Cold water!

Cheese stone to eat? Been there, okay, no problem. Cold water!

Come on, Santa, work with me here!

Come on, Santa, work with me here!

Come on, Santa, work with me here!

Fresh air. Yeah, always sobers me up. Okay, so how do you, um...

Fresh air. Yeah, always sobers me up. Okay, so how do you, um...

Fresh air. Yeah, always sobers me up. Okay, so how do you, um...

Front door. Front door is good.