Bernie
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Oh, thank God. Good sign, good sign.
Oh, thank God. Good sign, good sign.
Oh, thank God. Good sign, good sign.
Come on, a little wind on your face, and you'll be right as rain to deliver happiness to the youth of the world, and I will in no way have hindered it.
Come on, a little wind on your face, and you'll be right as rain to deliver happiness to the youth of the world, and I will in no way have hindered it.
Come on, a little wind on your face, and you'll be right as rain to deliver happiness to the youth of the world, and I will in no way have hindered it.
Wow. This is... I can't believe it. It's a freaking fairy tale. You truly fly around and make the world a better place by spreading pure Christmas cheer.
Wow. This is... I can't believe it. It's a freaking fairy tale. You truly fly around and make the world a better place by spreading pure Christmas cheer.
Wow. This is... I can't believe it. It's a freaking fairy tale. You truly fly around and make the world a better place by spreading pure Christmas cheer.
Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.