Bernie

Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.

Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.

A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.

A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.

A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.

No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.

No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.

No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.

Where is autopilot?

Where is autopilot?

Where is autopilot?

Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.

Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.

Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.