Bernie

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Wait, what's happening?

Wait, what's happening?

Wait, what's happening?

Wait, are you talking about me?

Wait, are you talking about me?

Wait, are you talking about me?

Ish. We prefer Jew-ish. But I think I get what's going on here. Your next miracle is to be all Barbara and sing.

Ish. We prefer Jew-ish. But I think I get what's going on here. Your next miracle is to be all Barbara and sing.