Bernie
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Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Father Christmas? Your Majesty? I don't want to be the person who makes it all about themselves, but... I will not come back from this. Jews specialize in guilt, and if my drug habit single-handedly takes down Christmas, it will be bleak for me, okay? It will be rough.
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Anti-Semitism? All-time high right now. Jews don't have helifans in the best of times, so it cannot be my fault that Christmas doesn't happen. Santa, wake up! Come on, Santa! Handle your shit!
Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.
Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.
Uh, hello? Hi? This is my... My name is Bernie Gold, and there's, um, a slight situation here with the Saint, the Saint, Nick, uh, with Santa.
A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.
A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.
A situation? Did she say go? Put Santa on! Santa is asleep. Asleep? He never sleeps. He's a Christmas vampire. Santa went to the wrong house, my house, and some stuff went down. And now he's basically not good to go.
No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.
No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.
No, no, no. It's not ruined. I didn't ruin. I can help. I can fix it. He's not good to go, but I am good to go. Just tell me how to. You've done enough. Okay, having deja vu.
Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.
Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.