Bernie

Okay, okay. Feels like you spent a lot of time yelling at me when you could have just told me where to look. Find it! Okay, okay, I'm sorry. This is not a normal situation. Wait, wait. I think I found it.

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Bernie's hand hovers over the lever, thinking... So, should I come with to make sure that he's... No!

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.

Holy shit. This is one of Eve's signs. Everything happens for a reason. I'm not buying that on the night I ruined my holiday, you show up just so I can ruin yours. That's like two on the nose.

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

I don't think you came to my house by accident. You're Santa. Your whole thing is believing in people. I think. I don't actually know. I grew up on John Lovitz, not Rudolph. But maybe you're here because no one in my life believes in me.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

But they're wrong, aren't they, Santa? All right. I'm going to try. I can pull this off. I mean, I can't let a bunch of Indiana orphans wake up disappointed because of me. I'm not going down in history as a worse Jew than Netanyahu.

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Okay. I'll follow the light. Let's do this! Let's go save Christmas!

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Did you know that you're a baby boy?

Wait, what's happening?