Bernie

Ish. We prefer Jew-ish. But I think I get what's going on here. Your next miracle is to be all Barbara and sing.

Wait, what? I've been sliding down chimneys all friggin' night.

Wait, what? I've been sliding down chimneys all friggin' night.

Wait, what? I've been sliding down chimneys all friggin' night.

Okay, if you think I'm going to join you in some dorky little ditty, then you are absolutely correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have like a magical we've given song gift.

Okay, if you think I'm going to join you in some dorky little ditty, then you are absolutely correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have like a magical we've given song gift.

Okay, if you think I'm going to join you in some dorky little ditty, then you are absolutely correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have like a magical we've given song gift.

I can't like improvise rhymes on the fly.

I can't like improvise rhymes on the fly.

I can't like improvise rhymes on the fly.

And I'll bring all the oi.

And I'll bring all the oi.

And I'll bring all the oi.

This Hebrew.

This Hebrew.

This Hebrew.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.