Bernie

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Bernie looks at the dials on the sleigh. Bernadette? Santa puts his hands on her shoulders. The weight of him calms her slightly. I have a plan.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Santa shoves Bernie out of the sleigh. Bernie is shocked and barely has time to gasp as she tumbles through the night sky. She screams as she gains speed. She looks up to see Santa giving the old chint-lick-fuck-you gesture. But he doesn't realize that gold magic escaped his fingertips and is flying towards Bernie.

Bernie loses consciousness, but just in time, the magic from Santa's flick slows Bernie down. She softly lands atop a roof flat on her back. Exterior, rooftop, Alaska continuous. Bernie's safe for a moment until she starts to slide down the icy slope. She hits the ledge and tumbles off. Luckily, her legs get tangled in the string lights and her body dangles upside down.

Bernie loses consciousness, but just in time, the magic from Santa's flick slows Bernie down. She softly lands atop a roof flat on her back. Exterior, rooftop, Alaska continuous. Bernie's safe for a moment until she starts to slide down the icy slope. She hits the ledge and tumbles off. Luckily, her legs get tangled in the string lights and her body dangles upside down.

Bernie loses consciousness, but just in time, the magic from Santa's flick slows Bernie down. She softly lands atop a roof flat on her back. Exterior, rooftop, Alaska continuous. Bernie's safe for a moment until she starts to slide down the icy slope. She hits the ledge and tumbles off. Luckily, her legs get tangled in the string lights and her body dangles upside down.

She smacks into someone's living room window. Her shirt gets pulled over her head and her exposed bra flashes a couple sipping coffee. Bernie knocks on the window. Exterior, ANC Airport, Alaska, early morning. Bernie waves goodbye at the jarred couple as they drive away from departures.

She smacks into someone's living room window. Her shirt gets pulled over her head and her exposed bra flashes a couple sipping coffee. Bernie knocks on the window. Exterior, ANC Airport, Alaska, early morning. Bernie waves goodbye at the jarred couple as they drive away from departures.

She smacks into someone's living room window. Her shirt gets pulled over her head and her exposed bra flashes a couple sipping coffee. Bernie knocks on the window. Exterior, ANC Airport, Alaska, early morning. Bernie waves goodbye at the jarred couple as they drive away from departures.

Bernie enters the automatic doors and walks up to... Interior, Spirit Airlines check-in counter, continuous. Bernie hands the Spirit liaison her ID.

Bernie enters the automatic doors and walks up to... Interior, Spirit Airlines check-in counter, continuous. Bernie hands the Spirit liaison her ID.

Bernie enters the automatic doors and walks up to... Interior, Spirit Airlines check-in counter, continuous. Bernie hands the Spirit liaison her ID.

The liaison scans Bernie's ID. She pauses and looks up to Bernie. She tries not to give anything away, but it's clear something's up.

The liaison scans Bernie's ID. She pauses and looks up to Bernie. She tries not to give anything away, but it's clear something's up.

The liaison scans Bernie's ID. She pauses and looks up to Bernie. She tries not to give anything away, but it's clear something's up.

The liaison disappears with Bernie's ID. Bernie checks her phone. Five new messages from Rami flash before her. Distracted, Bernie doesn't see TSA security and police approaching. They grab her wrists and cuff her off.

The liaison disappears with Bernie's ID. Bernie checks her phone. Five new messages from Rami flash before her. Distracted, Bernie doesn't see TSA security and police approaching. They grab her wrists and cuff her off.