Bert Kreischer
👤 Speaker
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total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Well, I got my belly button back now that I've lost weight, so I take my shirt off way more.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Isla told me, we were in Hawaii, and she goes, buddy, you gotta start losing weight.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She goes, I know you can't see it, but you're losing your belly button.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I have a belly button phobia.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Like, I have a few phobias.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Clowns, balloons, and belly buttons.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I do not like my belly button touched.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
What's crazy is Isla was, like, I had gotten so fat, it was starting to become an outie.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then, you know when, like, women get pregnant?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And so I could feel it touching my shirt.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And Isla would know when it was touching my shirt.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She was like, uh-oh.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Are you sensory overloading?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I was like, ah.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She was like, you got to lose weight.