Bert Kreischer
👤 Speaker
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Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Get your belly button back.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
That was the first thing Leanne said when she saw me naked.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She goes, you're getting your belly button back.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I was like, that's not what you want to hear.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
It is a compliment.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Yeah, well, I sucked in.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
When you get fat, your hair spreads out.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So you don't look as hairy.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then when you lose weight, it gets hairier.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
No, Leanne, I shaved my chest.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Look, I'm from Florida, okay?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I'm like part meathead.