Bert Kreischer
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What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So we used to trim up our chest to make it look nice and neat.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I still Caesar out my tits.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Yeah, it's the best thing.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Probably the best thing I ever learned from black men is about liners.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Because they do sharper edges, and they're a real thin razor with a longer blade.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And the ones I use are, I forget the name of the brand.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
but they're really great.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And so what I do is I get out of the shower, I comb my breast hair down.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then you can see it.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I go up under here and then right to here.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And it looks like I have breasts.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
The worst is I did that to Thompson Girl one time.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
It's our first day in Hawaii.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
We're down at the beach.