Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I go, buddy, can I hook you up?
And he goes, what's that?
I said, I want to shave your back.
But more importantly, what I'd like to do, I go, your underarm hair is connecting with your chest hair.
I go, if we can hollow that out.
Give you a distinct underarm so people think there's a pit there.
And not just an underarm fold.
It's all shadow work.
It's all shadow work.
And I go, and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to hollow out your breast, and I'll line it so it looks like you have muscles.
And this is a very different Tom Segura.
Now, the Tom Segura you know and love right now, this is a different one.
This is fat Tom who always had hot sauce in his pocket.
Like, you'd go to dinner with him, and he'd pull out his own hot sauce.
And he was dumber then.
He was so much dumber.
And we go up to the room.